Mar 15
Hey Everyone!
Please don’t forget to update your feeds to my new blog: “Mama Needs a Cosmo.” (http://mamaneedsacosmo.com/)
I’ve been posting like crazy over at my new digs. Here’s what you might have missed:
“Bolt,” On Drugs
Yet ANOTHER Cookie Lee Lawsuit!
A Different Kind of Recognition
Ben’s Illin’
My “Clickable Header in Wordpress” Mystery is SOLVED!
I Spent Last Night WIth My 12-Year-Old Girlfriend
So, hop on over for some good reading. This blog is getting old.
Technorati Tags: Another Cookie Lee Lawsuit, Blog Redirect, New Blog

Fashion Paramedic @ March 15, 2009 under Blogging, The Big Move
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Mar 04
I’m posting this on both blogs with the hope that someone can help!
Over at my new “Mama Needs a Cosmo” blog, I wrote:
I am at my wits end here, trying to make my blog’s header clickable. Is there ANYONE out there that can help me? My header.php code is below. What am I doing wrong?
<body>
<div class=”PageBackgroundGlare”>
<div class=”PageBackgroundGlareImage”></div>
</div>
<div class=”Main”>
<div class=”Sheet”>
<div class=”Sheet-tl”></div>
<div class=”Sheet-tr”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-bl”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-br”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-tc”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-bc”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-cl”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-cr”><div></div></div>
<div class=”Sheet-cc”></div>
<div class=”Sheet-body”>
<div class=”nav”>
<ul class=”artmenu”>
<?php art_menu_items(); ?>
</ul>
<div class=”l”></div>
<div class=”r”><div></div></div>
</div>
<div class=”Header”>
<div class=”Header-c”></div>
<div class=”logo”>
<h1 id=”name-text” class=”logo-name”><a href=”<?php echo get_option(’home’); ?>/”><?php bloginfo(’name’); ?></a></h1>
<div id=”slogan-text” class=”logo-text”><?php bloginfo(’description’); ?></div>
</div>
</div>

Fashion Paramedic @ March 4, 2009 under Blogging
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Mar 03

Not the official FeedBurner logo.
Feedburner and Google really hate me right now. The two things I need to work the most (besides WordPress and my blog host) are the automatic redirect of my feeds and domain. Neither of which are happening. (This most likely wouldn’t have happened if George W. hadn’t used “The Google.” He probably broke that too.)
So, I must beg you, my dear and loyal readers, to please update your readers to reflect my new home:
http://mamaneedsacosmo.com
There’s a new post over there about Benny. Cruise on over and read it, will ya?
Gotta run. I’ve still got to go through 400+ posts and make sure the links work, then correct categories and tags. Busy busy!

Fashion Paramedic @ March 3, 2009 under Uncategorized
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Mar 03
I was in the middle of a seamless blog and feedburner (and twitter) transition when Google decided to grind everything to a screetching halt.
I wanted it to be a super-cool surprise, but it didn’t work out that way. [Kicking can.]
Go visit me at my new digs. I’ll continue to work on the glitches as I get time to do so.
I am Fashion Paramedic no more! I’ve shed the name and it feeeels goooood!

Fashion Paramedic @ March 3, 2009 under Uncategorized
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Mar 01
Yesterday, I took Jake to get his monthly treat at Starbuck’s. As we drove past the entrance toward the drive-thru, I noticed a family that was all dressed up — perhaps on their way to have their pictures taken.
The family of five (parents, two boys, one girl) were dressed in “beyond” their Sunday best; the girls in beautiful flowery dresses and the men in suits, ties, and shined shoes. The oldest boy, about ten years old, was wearing wire-rimmed glasses.
As we drove past the family, I said to Jake, “Hey sweetie. Look at that family over there. Would you like to get all dressed up like that and get your picture taken?”
And he said, “Oh, YEAH! That would be cool! And then you could get me some glasses to wear like that boy has and people would say, ‘Hey, look at that smart kid!’”
Because apparently, glasses make you smart.
Technorati Tags: childhood, Conversations With Jake, glasses, Smart

Fashion Paramedic @ March 1, 2009 under Conversations With Jake, Jake, childhood
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